| Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make! Watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Like and Follow The Key of Awesome! http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome LYRICS Ho Ho When it's Christmas time everybody's waitin' in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me Why do I smell kindling? Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies I still deliver all this booty. It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin' I'm Santa and I know it I'm Santa and I know it I got a big ole gut I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement I'm jolly and burely I never come early I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it I'm Santa and I Know it Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail I'm Santa and I know it Mark's stuff: http://youtube.com/markdouglas http://twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff http://youtube.com/wombatron http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack Kristen's Stuff http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847 http://twitter.com/kristensreality http://www.kristenbrancaccio.com Lauren's Stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunny http://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancesca Stasia's Stuff https://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViola Get the songs on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical https://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 |
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